Podcast! The Comics, Episode 167 – The Fast and Fury-ous Finale

Contains more Cardellini Talk!

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Podcast! The Comics, Episode 150 – The Sexy Human Puppy Dog Q&A Special

Contains surprisingly little fighting.

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This Column Has Seven Days #025 // Turn On Your Magic Beam

This past weekend I finished an exhaustive re-cataloguing of my book collections after my original web-based system went kaput earlier this year.

(Yes. I have an extensive cataloguing and rating method for my pop culture reserves. You don’t cram a house’s worth of books, albums, comics and movies into a one-bedroom apartment without a system.)

At the end of it, I found myself with a lot of books that I’d read but hadn’t rated, which means — joy of joys! — that I have some targeted comics and prose re-reading ahead of me over the next year or so. Some of those re-reads will likely be making appearances in this column. Like, for instance, this one right here.

Sandman Mystery Theatre, Volume One: The Tarantula

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I have a soft spot for the Golden Age heroes of the Justice Society of America. The original Flash and Green Lantern, Hourman, Starman, Doctor Fate, and of course, Wildcat: there’s something about the old guard of DC’s superheroes that strikes a chord in me. As much as I like the characters, though, I don’t generally like the Golden Age comics they appeared in. Rather, I like the stories that more modern writers have told about them. Much like their contemporaries Superman or Batman, the original JSA character concepts have a resonance that generally outshines the books in which they first appeared, and a talented creator can see that resonance 50 or more years later and make something wonderful with it.

In 1993, Matt Wagner and Guy Davis did just that with Sandman Mystery Theatre. Set in the 1930s, it stars the Golden Age Sandman, Wesley Dodds, as he investigates crimes in a very realistic New York City. Wagner and Davis eschew a lot of the historical comic book trappings, toning down the traditional vibrancy literally and figuratively to make The Sandman more of a pulp character along the lines of The Shadow or The Green Hornet. This Sandman isn’t a square jaw in a bright green suit and purple cape; he’s a slightly pudgy man in a much more drab suit and overcoat. He still wears a gas mask, though. Not only does it come in handy when one is in the habit of toting a gas gun, it’s a great way to conceal one’s identity.

In The Tarantula, Wesley Dodds is caught up in the investigation of a series of kidnappings of young women on the streets of New York, all committed by the eponymous Tarantula. In the course of Dodds’ investigations he uses his Sandman identity to get information through less-than-legal methods, but as the wealthy Wesley Dodds, he also gets information through a variety of high-society contacts, including District Attorney Larry Belmont. It’s during one of those meetings that he meets the D.A.’s daughter, Dian Belmont, a smart and determined young woman stifled by the atmosphere of the 1930s. Though Wesley and Dian don’t end up as partners, romantic or otherwise, by the last page of this first volume, it’s nice to see the two of them at the beginning of their relationship. The way Wagner writes their interactions reminds me of The Shadow’s Lamont Cranston and Margo Lane, or The Thin Man’s Nick and Nora Charles, except in this story the man and the woman are on much more equal footing.

Any book published under the Vertigo imprint generally implies that it’s for “Mature Readers,” and Sandman Mystery Theatre is no exception. There are all manner of dark goings-on in the first four issues of this series, which is a huge strength. The tone of the story feels very much like a Dashiell Hammett or Raymond Chandler novel, which is a perfect setting for this Sandman. In the shadowy world of New York City after the end of Prohibition but before the start of World War II, ambiguity and moral relativism run rampant. Most of the characters in The Tarantula walk some line between right and wrong, including Wesley; dressing up like a vigilante and attacking people with sleeping gas is, at the very least, a questionable way of going about one’s business. It’s nice, though, to see The Sandman solving crimes using his brain more often than his brawn. In Sandman Mystery Theatre, he’s one part Sam Spade, one part Batman.

The art by Guy Davis and colourist David Hornung is very strong. Davis hardly alters his line at all, often using line shading and cross-hatching to indicate shadows where other artists would bring out the big ink brush. It’s a bold choice to use that style in what could read like a noir book with heaps of shadows, but for this story and this character it works. It almost reminds me of engraving or woodcut art, in a way. Hornung’s colour palette is pale without being bland, as he knows when to use a splash of pink or lavender or fern green to add a little sparkle to the page.

I liked The Tarantula much more on second reading than I remember liking it the first. If the only thing you think of when you hear the name “The Sandman” is the Neil Gaiman series or the guy with the black-and-green-striped shirt, then I highly recommend this book as a first introduction to the character.

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I’ve done more than just dabble in Golden Age reboots this week, though. Here’s a sampling of what else I’ve enjoyed over the past seven days.

Comics: This week I got three-quarters of the way through my copy of All-Star Comics Archives: Volume One. Although I’ve already said that I am not the biggest fan of most Golden Age superhero comics, reading them more for historical reasons than aesthetic ones, I have really been enjoying the work of a couple of the artists in the collection. Howard Sherman’s Dr. Fate strips are a little staid in their presentation but the cartooning is sometimes so good they remind me of Jack Cole, especially in some characters’ faces. Sheldon Moldoff’s Hawkman strips, though, are dynamite, definitely influenced by (or ripping off) Alex Raymond — Moldoff does amazing stuff with figures, shadow and action, and even experiments very effectively with page layouts. In what is otherwise a generally mediocre book, the works of Sherman and Moldoff shine out like diamonds.

Music: I’m going to embrace my inner 13-year-old boy and proclaim that yes, I bought “Weird Al” Yankovic’s final studio album, Mandatory Fun, and I am glad I did. Sure, the parodies may be a little too mainstream for this old man to immediately identify (apparently there is a real band called Imagine Dragons?), but the highlight of the album is the original song “First World Problems,” which sounds more like a Pixies song than anything off Indie Cindy. I don’t care that “First World Problems” is supposed to be a comedy song — it rocks like an Earth 2 version of “Debaser” and that’s good enough for me.

Movies: The fluffy romantic comedy For Love or Money is an easy sell for me, as I am a fan of the great Kirk Douglas. He’s known for his dramatic chops but this rare opportunity to see him do light comedy is a real treat; he manages to contort his handsome mug into some surprisingly comic facial expressions, and his delivery of the admittedly slight dialogue is always on-point. The film is supposed to be a satire of some of the follies of 1960s life (fitness crazes, modern art, psychologically applied advertising) but it’s not hard enough to bite and not clever enough to be really funny. Instead, my enjoyment came from the hoops Douglas’ lawyer character jumps through as he plays matchmaker for three beautiful sisters — Mitzi Gaynor, Leslie Parrish, and a pre-Catwoman Julie Newmar — and the film works best when it tries to be more farce than satire. Watching Douglas and Gaynor slowly fall for each other is worth the price of admission for me; not only are they gifted performers, they’re beautiful human beings who are incredibly easy to look at. For Love or Money is incredibly slight but I was surprised at how much I ended up enjoying it.

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That’s all for me this week. Until next time, try to get a good night’s sleep. I’ll see you in seven days.

Um, Actually // Guardians of Punctuality

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Seriously, ask us anything! It can be about comics. It can be about films. Maybe you’ve seen Boyhood already and want to talk about it! You could ask about pro wrestling, too. I hear people love it when we do that. Then again, I also just hear white noise when most of you talk anyway. You could even ask about why Brandon is leaving James to go traipse around in godforsaken New England, where the accents are wicked awful and the seafood is admittedly bountiful. Actually, maybe email Brandon and ask him to pick us all up some shellfish. Note: when guilting Brandon for going on vacation, maybe leave out the part where James just came back from vacation. You know why? BECAUSE HE BROUGHT BRANDON A GIFT, THAT’S WHY.

You’re welcome, Internet.

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This Column Has Seven Days #021 // Celebration

I’m not going to pretend that this week hasn’t been tinged with sadness. I’m going to put the political and global issues that have been on my mind aside, as they fall outside the scope of this column. Instead, here’s where I try to focus on art and story and other things that lift us up. But the past few days in August have been difficult on that front as well, with the deaths of Robin Williams on Aug. 11 and of Lauren Bacall on Aug. 12. Then there’s the fact that Aug. 12 happens to be the anniversary of the deaths of three great comics storytellers: Mark Gruenwald (Aug. 12, 1996), Mike Wieringo (Aug. 12, 2007) and Joe Kubert (Aug. 12, 2012). It’s a lot to take in for me, personally.

Um, Actually // Trippin’

Welcome, dear readers, to our regular letter column; a series of missives from and to the internet, delivered by a series of tubes. We welcome your comments and questions. About anything! We’ll answer it, and at least one of us will take you seriously. Maybe.

You can ask questions about comics. You can ask questions about things that aren’t comics. You can ask questions about existence or just question existence in general. Did you know that when you look away, everything around you becomes enveloped in darkness and is suddenly rendered non-existent? This is why everyone looks scared and out of breath when they come back into your field of vision. It’s the shock of greeting the day again, being afforded the chance to live once more until you thoughtlessly look away.

Now you know.

Thank you, internet.

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Kyle Jago (@itsjago) asks: If you were given a free trip to anywhere, but you only had a day to prepare, where would you go?

Brandon: One day to prepare? Cardiff, no question. Well, slight question. Danica would have to go with me, because I’m pretty sure if I went to Cardiff without her and did all the cool Doctor Who stuff, she would murder me several times. It would happen shortly after I would return. I’d knock on our door (because she would have changed the locks) and when she’d open the door, I would smile rakishly and extend my arms in a welcoming hugging gesture. She would stab me right then and there, and I would understand. You don’t go to Cardiff without your sweet baboo. Or else you get stabbed.

Um, Actually // Randos

Still not as good as Jingle All The WayWelcome, dear readers, to our regular letter column; a series of missives from and to the internet, delivered by a series of tubes. We welcome your comments and questions. About anything! We’ll answer it, and at least one of us will take you seriously. Maybe.

You can ask questions about comics. You can ask questions about things that aren’t comics. I think I established in the last round of questions that no one reads this section. Or at least cares to comment on it. Which is fine. How’s your mother doing? Is she well/dead/dying? I’m sorry to hear that. Carry on.

Thank you, internet.

Sarah Leask (@sjleask) asks: Who is your favourite animated dinosaur and why?

Brandon: The flippant answer? Denver, the last dinosaur. Because he’s my friend, and a whole lot more.

Um, Actually // Disneyfied

Still not as good as Jingle All The WayWelcome, dear readers, to our regular letter column; a series of missives from and to the internet, delivered by a series of tubes. We welcome your comments and questions. About anything! We’ll answer it, and at least one of us will take you seriously. Maybe.

You can ask questions about comics. You can ask questions about things that aren’t comics. You can ask questions about dongs, I guess. Like the different shapes they come in, or something. Does anyone read this part? I guess we’ll find out.

Thank you, internet.

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Danica LeBlanc (@DanicaHere) asks: What is your favourite Disney movie song?

Um, Actually // Burritos, Weddings and Dead Bodies, Probably?

Welcome, dear readers, to our regular letter column; a series of missives from and to the internet, delivered by a series of tubes. We welcome your comments and questions. About anything! We’ll answer it, and at least one of us will take you seriously. Maybe.

You can ask questions about comics. You can ask questions about things that aren’t comics. You can ask questions for a friend, even if the answers are really for you. We don’t judge. Well, James judges quite a bit, but not if you’re seeking information. He’s usually pretty good for a straight answer. Anyway, you can ask all the questions, is what we’re getting at.

Thank you, internet.

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Erin E. Fraser (@erinefraser) asks: Will you be at the Graphic Content series finale and how excited are you for cake?

Brandon: You mean the big finalé next Tuesday? The one where you’ll be showing The New Frontier, one of DC’s strongest animated outings of all time? Heck yeah I’m gonna be there. Who in their right mind would want to miss an event like that?