Great, now I just want this book to be about circus people. But anyone who is different than you is circus people, AMIRITE (no I am NOT).

Awright cats and kittems! It is time, as they say in Britain, for the Drunk! Combic! Reeeeecaaaaaaaaaaapppsss! By now, you probably know the rules, but whatever. It goes like this: I exocsize a few mugs full of spirits and then I read a comic. While I do that, I also write about it, without using the spell check. Then, in the morning, when I wake up? I’m not allowed to change any of the words. I can only add tags or pictures, for ease of, uh… something. Veiwing.

Tonight! The beginnening of The Draco which is apparently an important part of Chuck Austen’s X-Men run. Is important the word? I think it might be. I’m not going to lie: I enjoy reading these stories, but not in the way they were meant to be enjoyed, methinks. But whatevs. ONWARDS, I say. For the GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Uncanny X-Men #429: When two people love each other very much, one of them might be Satan

The book begins! With Scott Summers emerging shirtless from the Danger Room whistling. WHen he does this he walks by a camelflagued Nightcrawler who goes out of his camelflague to beep-boop-beep some numbers and pop into the room what contains the big plane the X-Men have. The Blackbird, I think? Just like that one Beetles song. About the Yellow Submarine.

Anyway, before this duder gets into the plane, he screams a bit and hold his head, and then gives a creepy lookin face with drool coming off his mouth, which says to me something happened to maybe control his brain? And then he gets into the plane and flies it up, and Wolverine is all WTF guy, where are you going??!?

Meanwhile, a cook who is also a dog-thing asks a mutant with at least three arms to grab some food from Xavier’s walk in freeze, so he can make food for the kids and faculty and junk and when they open it, oh BALLS, it’s Iceman and something is wrong with him. Later, a bunch of people are gathered, telling Bobby that he should’ve told them about the problems he had been having. Bobby is all “yeah bros, I should’ve told you” and then Wolverine bursts in and yells “ANYONE HERE SEND KURT ON A MISSION” in comically large letters. I mean seriously, these things are amazing. They are title sized.

`Anyway, no one sent Kurt on any kind of thing, which prompts Professor X to start spilling his guts about a thing that’s been happening> He says that all kinds of teleporters have been acting crazy balls lately, and they are all converging on an island. Havok then says that its the very same island that him and Kurt and Lorna visited to dig things up a few issues ago. The one where they discovered some weird things or something. Anyway, Kurt goes there, and is greeted by some other blue dude who has alittle bit of blood trickling from his mouth thing.

Back at Xaviers, Annie is all “don’t leave Havok, I looooooover you” and he’s all, I’ll be back, and she says “And maybe when you get back, you can wear that suit — you know — just for me”. Which is neat. This when Lorna comes into the room (Lorna, the crazy bitch Havok almost married) and starts being a bitch, and Havok is all, yeaaaaaah, I’m gonna take off, and then he does.

Annie asks what the professor and Lorna are doing there, and the Prof, showing just some STUNNING lack of forsight here, says that he’s going to probe Lorna’s mind, to see just why she’s been such a crazy bitch lately, and thinks that the infirmary, where Annie works, would be the best place to do this. He hopes Annie doesn’t mind, which is when Polaris says “Why SHOULD she mind Professor? Just because I tried to kill her and that precious little CHILD of hers.” This is when the Juggernaut shows up and demands an audience with Charles, which he agrees to, leaving Annie and Polaris alone. Way to go, champ.

Anyway the pair of them go off and talk about their issues. Juggernaut wants a plane to fly and see his kid friend Sammy and the Professor won’t let him, and then they start yelling at each other for being dicks to each other when they were younger, which ends in them both admitting to be beaten as kids, and that Sammy is probably being beaten right now, and so the Prof lets Juggers go up to Vancouver to see/save Sammy.

Meanwhile, the X-team has arrived on the island, where they see Kurt taking part in like a summoning thing, which summons some bad people, and then the issue ends. Oh noes!

I was gonna attempt another onna these, but I don’t think that’ll happen tonight. Oh well! This one still did gooder?

Until next ime, my pretties:

Komitchiwham, bitches!