Alright you guys, enough is enough.

Over the past few weeks in the comment section of Everwood! The Blog we’ve been dealing with a hot button issue that’s threatening to pretty much break out into something pretty serious: it appears as though many of you are divided on the issue of whether Christopher Michael Pratt is Hott? Or Hawt?

Now look, we’re not really sure how it all started, but seriously you guys? It has got to stop. We started E!TB with one goal in mind: to share Greg Berlanti’s vision of a decent, aw shucks, somewhat folksy mountain town with the greater world, spreading the positive message of Everwood to all those who would need it. And this? This is surely not what Greg had in mind when he started the series. He would be ashamed of you.

But still, we can’t really blame you for the argument. As fans of The Pratt, we’ve spent long hours trying to distill the essence that is Chris - but to no avail. However, seeing how this has really gotten all of you up in a tizzy, and seeing how Greg Berlanti and the crew never shied away from some hard topics and opinions on the show, we’re going to attempt to settle this once and for all.

You’re welcome.

Aaaahhh, hot damn. Isn’t he dreamy? He’s like the dream police, and we’re all under arrest for loving too much. Or something.

Anyway, if we’re going to crack this riddle, first, we’re going to have to define what makes a person hott, and what makes a person hawt. To do this, we will used science.

Take a look at the shape of the word “hott”. Unlike hawt, the double-t is rife with sharpness. Without the warmer shape and vocal tone of the w, this version of hot lends itself more to the bad boy. That said, someone who is hawt must be a nicer dude. Because of this, it stands to reason that Chris Pratt? Is most definitely hawt.

But don’t despair, all you “hott-shippers” - we don’t necessarily think you’re wrong. In fact, if you go back to the first season of Everwood, there is a heap of film showing Chris Pratt being a “hott-y”. Because seriously? Dude was a total dick to Ephram for, like… so long - and first impressions are pretty hard to shake. But in the end, you have to admit, Bright, and Chris, ended up being pretty awesome dudes.

Thus, it is decided: Chris Pratt is hawt.

Now. Go about your commenting. But please, keep it civil. It’s what Greg would’ve wanted.